DEMOCRATIC & REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEES: AMERICA SPEAKS… & Hillary Clinton is the Democratic Presidential Nominee & Donald Trump is the Republican Presidential Nominee. All I Can Say Is… “HELP!!!…SOMEBODY…PLEEEEAASE… HELP!!!”

 

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sos imageMY QUESTION IS THIS…   What am I suppose to do now???  Where am I suppose to go???  I sent out my own “S.O.S.”  I filed for Political Asylum, Mental Health Asylum &…Please Save Me from Crazy-Ass Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump Asylum.   But…NOBODY’S LISTENING!!!  NOBODY!!!   And…I filed early.   I DID!   I saw the writing on the wall when Hillary threw her hat into the ring…& I FILED!!!   I filed my original teardropface2Asylum paperwork (with 2 extra copies..just in case 2 got lost in the mail)   YES…I DID!   I even put extra forever stamps on the envelopes… just to let these countries know that my ass was SERIOUS about this.  I even took a picture with tear drops running down my face.  (You know…  the pitiful & pathetic look)  And…FOR WHAT!    They still…REJECTED me…hands-down!  I asked them, “WHY???  Why Won’t You Save Me From These Fruit Loops???”   Now, here is what they said…

They said…they couldn’t accept me because…they believe that Americans are stark raving maniacs.   I immediately gave them my Scooby Doo response, For First Time, Trump's Image on Par With Clinton'sHuh???”  They said… most Americans have got to be “CRAZY-AS-HELL” to nominate Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump… when they have the worst “unfavorable ratings” in the HISTORY of the United States.   I said, “that’s true …but…it wasn’t MY fault.”  I CRIED…that… I TRIED…to warn the people!!! But, it fell on deaf ears.    I asked them, “Why Won’t You Let Me Come In??? Migration is not a crime…is it???”  They said…not for birds.   I said o.k. then, I’ll be a bird…”AN ANGRY BIRD!” They said, “That don’t count… it’s not the same.”   Anyway…

I even applied in RUSSIA!   You know…I must be desperate!!!  My ancestors russiaare from Africa…we don’t even like the cold like that.  We are people of the sun (whatever that means).   And…    How many Black folk have you seen in Russia…even on t.v?   NONE.  I’d be the only one but… who cares???  And…I know…that I don’t even speak Russian.  And, for the record, I have absolutely zero vladimirputin2desire to learn.   BUT… I said, if that’s what it takes…I’ll do it.  Why??? Because I got a feeling.    You know how you get that feeling?  Yeah…that one.   So…   I asked to speak to Vladimir Putin… & they said he was on vacation (probably…somewhere with no shirt on… that bastard).   I asked…”Will he be back before they kick President Obama’s ass out of the White House?”   They said they wasn’t sure.   Sooooo….

What am I suppose to do???    How am I suppose to accept Hillary as our President when she lied about being shot at?  I know it might seem like I’m holding on…but, seriously…   WHO DOES THAT SHIT??? hillaryclintontuzlaNobody…but…someone who is a psychotic…crazy-ass person.    And, I can’t shake it.  I can’t let it go!!!   Let me refresh your memory…  Back in March 2008, Hillary Clinton gave a foreign policy speech on Iraq.   She talked about her days as first lady & a trip she made to Tuzla, Bosnia in 1996.  Here is what she said, “I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”   She was running against Barack Obama for the Democratic Presidential candidate at the time she made these statements.   Now…what she said…NEVER HAPPENED!!!     In actuality…   Instead of shooting at her, they greeted her with HUGS & KISSES!!!   Sounds pretty terrifying HUH???

And…Donald Trump…he’s even worse.   He is a heartless, selfish, racist…narcissistic devil.   And, for proof…   Just lift up that store bought donaldtrump2animal sewed into his head…& you’ll see “666.”   I just know it!!!  That rascal is the kind of person that will smile in your face while he’s plotting how to screw you.   He’s a Straight-Up…CON ARTIST…through & through.   I look at him & think, “You ^#$*^…  you are no different than…JUDAS…who betrayed Jesus.   You’d toss your own mother in the gutter if the price was right.”     Soooo… yall…

crayonsJust pray for me as I sit around…moping …crying…writing on my walls in crayon…grieving for the loss…the loss of…”SANITY.”   The majority of people, in each party, truly have loss their damn minds.  YES…  What Happened??? Why didn’t each party at least pick somebody who wasn’t “need to be restrained” type of crazy?   WHY???   Why didn’t the Republican party pick…oh, I don’t know…Kasich, berniesandersRubio…shit… even Bush?   Why Trump???  I know he’s Hitler’s son…they just haven’t found the “birth-certificate” yet (no pun intended).  And…as for the Democratic party….   Why didn’t they feel the “BERN”???  I FELT IT…I  DID!!!  WE LOVE YOU BERNIE!!!   WE GOT NOTHIN BUT YUUUGE… LOVE FOR YOU MAN!  And…that’s the truth.  Sooo…

As I wallow in despair…eating Häagen Dazs (they say… I need to keep up my stakestrength & I caught it on sale),  I have resigned myself to the fact that 1 of these 2 nuts…will be our President. (Unless God intervenes…HELP!!!)   And, since I’m stuck here…too…(asylum denied) let’s try to make the best of whatever hand we are dealt.  So…   For the record…I have bought wooden stakes & crucifixes, just in case those devils turn into vampires.   I’m just saying.   It’s always better to be safe… than sorry.

Iris R. Whiting ©

 

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