Chris Christie: Chris Christie thinks he’ll be President. Now whose the dummy???

Chris Christie, Governor of New Jersey and one who is now running to be the Republican nominee for President of the United States.  I recently watched him give his announcement speech at his high school.    You know…he is not far behind Donald Trump in terms of being absolutely crazy.   Chris Christie will look at you square on & lie to you with the straightest of faces.    He is no damn good & ought to be ashamed of himself.  But…he’s not.  Why? Because he has convinced himself that he can still  win the Republican nomination.    You see Chris Christie has done a job on folks who do not really know him.    And…he is hoping that it is this group of people that will help catapult him higher in the poll standing where he was a couple of years ago.

Let me break it down for you.   A few years ago, Chris Christie saw himself on top of the world.   He was considered to be the top pick for the 2016 Republican Nominee for President at that time.     He had literally snowed a lot of people into believing that he was as honest & truthful as he thought his lying ass self to be.   If he was at some function and someone came & tried to disagree with him about something, the Chris Christie response would be something like, “SIT DOWN & SHUT UP!  Only a dummy would say that.”   And, this type of bullying attitude is what got him all that attention a few years back.  He was viewed by many as this straight talker… who didn’t take “no shit off nobody” kind of guy…& blah, blah, blah.  You get the point.   His approval numbers in New Jersey were high. (65% in 2012 according to the Huffington Post)

Well, the shit hit the fan when Christie along with his staff ( oh yeah…he knew what they were doing) shut down the George Washington bridge (for no valid reason) and caused crazy back-ups just to get back at Mayor Mark Sokolich in Fort Lee, N.J.,  for not supporting Chris Christie in his re-election bid.   And, the mayor is not even a Republican.   You tell me if that shit isn’t crazy.   Why did they do it?  Because those spiteful bastards thought they could get away with it.  They thought they could use their bullying tactics to teach Mayor Sokolich that… “this is what you get when you don’t do what we want.”  Mmmmmhhh…  Sounds a little like mafia style shit…if you ask me.  Oh yeah…that’s right…  We are talking about Jersey.

Anyway, Mayor Sokolich told it.  He told why that busy bridge was shut down & who was responsible for doing it.    Chris Christie & his henchmen didn’t count on that.  To go from bad to worse, the Christie dummies left a trail of e-mails that proved they did it & why they did it.   REVENGE! You see…while Chris Christie was running around calling everybody else a “dummy,” it turns out that he and his gang weren’t to smart their damned selves.     They got caught.  And, when the media found out, OH MY!…they ran with it.    This whole fiasco is now known as “BRIDGEGATE.”

Well, that is the way the ball bounces when you run around trying to bully your way into victories.  Sometimes, that ball bounces right on top of your own…damn head.    At this time, Chris Christie’s approval rating in New Jersey is piss poor.   No joke.   His New Jersey approval rating has dropped to it’s lowest ever.    Only 35% of the people in New Jersey approve of the way he is running things according to a Quinnipiac University poll.

So, what does all of this tell us?  It tells us that no one is afraid of the Big Bad Wolf  

who calls himself, “Chris Christie.”

He will not…& I repeat…he will not win the Republican Party Nomination for U.S. President.

Iris R. Whiting ©