Present & former Trump White House Staff members…went…M.I.A…in anticipation of the Mueller Report being revealed on Thursday. Gone Missing??? Yeah, that’s what they say. Said they are “SCARED-TO-DEATH” about Mueller reporting on…the negative shit they said about “Trump”…during the investigation. Now…
I don’t think anybody would have missed them, except…someone in the White House had to pee real bad. And, when they checked…stall after stall…lo & behold… not one “square” of toilet paper…to be found in the whole damn place. NOT ONE SQUARE! Look! When you gotta pee…you gotta pee. And… It is not pleasant wiping yourself with your skirt. Evidently, with skirt dripping and all…someone filed a missing “toilet paper” complaint. It turns out that the person in charge…of toilet paper supervision…was also…missing. So, they put 2 and 2 together…and came up with 5…folks missing from the White House. What they all had in common was…Mueller’s ass. These folks had ALL been interviewed by Robert Mueller.
However, thanks to a rogue government drone…stolen from the FBI…they were spotted up on “Weeping Willow” road…crying their asses off. I don’t think they would have been spotted, but, for all of that damn noise…they were making. I’m telling you…they say it was awful. “SOB! SOB! SOB! CRY! CRY! CRY!…then back to SOB! SOB! SOB!” Some…suspect…it was James Comey…who spotted them…with the stolen FBI drone. You know…with all the extra time he’s got on his hands, since Trump fired his ass. Others…swear it was Hillary Clinton who stole the drone…wearing a James Comey mask…trying to set him up…since he cost her the Presidency. They say she’s still awfully bitter…waking up in the middle of the night…SCREAMING… “COMEY, YOU & BILL…YOU BASTARDS! YOU BASTARDS!” Well, maybe…just maybe, time doesn’t heal all. I don’t know…I’m just telling you what I heard.
Yesterday, Vanity Fair reports… “Some current and former staffers who spoke to Mueller are experiencing “breakdown-level anxiety” over whether their names or identifying details will appear in the report.” Did you hear what I just told you??? Breakdown-level-anxiety! This is no joke. This is the kinda shit that will get you 2 days…on lock down… in an asylum. Straps, drugs…and all. That is not pleasant. I don’t know about yall…but, I watched… “One flew over the cuckoo’s nest”…a couple times and I took notes. Ain’t nothing wrong with being crazy…but, I wanna know “crazy” when I see it. Look… I consider myself a peaceful person but, you gotta be prepared. I’m ole school and you gotta be able to do the “crane”…if it comes down to it.
Vanity Fair…went on further to say… “Trump is known to be obsessed with loyalty, and vengeful toward those whom he sees as having betrayed him.”
On 4/16/19, NBC news reports… “They got asked questions and told the truth, and now they’re worried the wrath will follow,” one former White House official said. Another person familiar with the discussions said the officials who are worried are those who said negative things about Trump.”
Here’s what we got. We have people who work for Donald Trump or who use to work for him…who were directed by Trump’s attorneys…to speak to Mueller. You see at the time…Trump’s attorneys thought it would be better for Trump…if he appeared to be cooperating with the Mueller investigation by letting his staff talk to Mueller, voluntarily. So, his staff spent a lot of time talking to Mueller about all kinds of shit relating to the investigation.
Now, my question is this… What are these folks soooo stressed out about??? I mean…DAMN!…we already know Trump’s the Devil’s brother. What have you told Mueller about Donald Trump…that we might not have already surmised??? A bad tree (and Trump’s ass is a rotten one)…is going to yield bad “fruit.” The fact that these folks have spoken it out loud…MEANS WHAT??? It just means… THEY SPOKE ABOUT HIS DIRTY ASS SHIT…OUT LOUD!
Folks, what do you think??? Do you think that people, with even a sliver of a brain…cannot deduce that Donald Trump…is a wanna be “Hitler?” Some of us knew this shit…about him…even before…he ran for the presidency. So, whatever his staff has told Mueller is NOT going to surprise anyone in the know.
My question is this…WHAT WON’T A DEVILISH ASS SPIRIT DO??? To me, that’s the “BREAKING NEWS!” Alright…
Am I concerned about the fact…that these former and present staff members…of Donald Trump…are EXTREMELY upset…that their statements about Trump…may soon be revealed??? OF COURSE NOT!
And, I don’t feel this way because I have a black heart. NOOOO!
And, I don’t feel this way because I like seeing Trump’s folks upset. NOOOO!
I feel this way…because I don’t give a shit about the workers of a devilish ass man, like Donald Trump…fearing his wrath. What did they think they were getting into…working for a man like Donald Trump? Have they no discernment??? Did they think he was going to turn into “Tinker Bell?” Huhhh???
I have it on good authority…from “Snoopy”…that Trump…is no “Tink.”
Who gives a shit what Donald Trump thinks??? That dumb…devilish-ass…Donald Trump. I care about what God thinks…not, what a devil thinks.
Dear Little Minions of Trump,
Why the hell do you care??? If He finds out…that you said this…& they said that…YES!…He will fire your asses. But, guess what??? If he tries to belittle, degrade, or demean you in anyway…look at him…smile…and tell him to kiss your ass. Just tell him. “Kiss my ass…Trump.” I bet that will throw him off. And, if you want to add a little “mmpphh” …add in…what your color is. Meaning??? Meaning… If your White…tell him… “Kiss my White ass…Trump.” Yeah! See, it adds just a little kick to it. Just a little.
Now…don’t misunderstand. I’m not telling to show off. That means…no hitting…kicking…scratching…smacking…pinching…punching…or spitting on the President of the United States. O.k. You know he’s got men that carry guns…on em…and I don’t want them to drop your ass.
And, don’t pull “an Omarosa.” Remember her White House exit??? On December 13, 2017, the New York Post reports… “Former “Apprentice” star Omarosa Manigault Newman had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the White House on Tuesday night after she refused to believe Donald Trump had fired her, according to reports. But numerous reports from inside the ever-leaky 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. had the now-ex-director of communications for the Public Liaison Office going out in a hail of profanities as chief of staff John Kelly told her to pack her things.” April Ryan, a White House Correspondent…tweeted out on 12/13/17…
Okay the White House still contends Omarosa signed a resignation letter. But Gen Kelly Kicked her out with high drama with the Minister offering vulgarities and curse words as she was escorted out of the building and off campus
8:02 AM – 13 Dec 2017
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So, repeat after me… “I will not be a disturber of the peace.” O.k…good.
And… On your way out…I need you to do me a favor. Ask Melania what color blue… that suit was… she had on…the day of the inauguration. It was such a beautiful blue! I have been wanting to know that shit…for over two years.
Thank you so much…Trump’s little minions.
Iris Whiting ©